Quote #26411
All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
Quote #34904
Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #20070
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
Quote #27392
Russians can give you arms but only the United States can give you a...
Quote #12079
Spend and be spent.
Quote #1815
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #8526
Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity....
Quote #667
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...