Quote #13530
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #12428
Let no one who loves be called unhappy. For even love unreturned has its...
Quote #28521
No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another...
Quote #5962
Eliminating what is not wanted or needed is profitable in itself.
Quote #16957
Hitch your wagon to a star.
Quote #1612
Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
Quote #58
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Quote #11055
Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion, but the tranquil and...
Quote #26726
At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.