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I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let...
Quote #8072
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
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If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself,...
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The difficult part in an argument is not to defend one’s opinion, but rather...
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
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Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn’t...
Quote #835
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.