Quote #16527
I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
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The world is blessed most by men who do things, not by those who...
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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
Quote #28302
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Quote #18741
Believe in miracles but don’t depend on them.
Quote #3490
LA needs the cleansing of a great disaster or founding of a barricaded commune.
Quote #3800
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
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When you meet the president, you ask yourself, How did it ever occur to...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #30773
We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say...