Quote #19857
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
Quote #7909
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of...
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #5649
The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to...
Quote #24523
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
Quote #16585
I seldom think of politics more than 18 hours a day.
Quote #19861
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Quote #6856
If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
Quote #20788
Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous...
Quote #6273
For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.