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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #22398
Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end
Quote #26834
Being filled with the Holy Spirit, then, is a matter of obedience to the...
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #17198
Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of...
Quote #33105
Partake of some of life’s sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself.
Quote #17857
We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim...
Quote #18739
Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
Quote #10980
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and...
Quote #1873
I think contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure.