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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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I will have no man work for me who has not the capacity to...
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay...
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Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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I have come to the conclusion that the 22nd Amendment limiting the presidency to...
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Nature is wont to hide herself.
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...