Quote #3711
I think I am a verb.
Quote #27674
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame...
Quote #3939
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
Quote #31853
There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do....
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #33857
One’s first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.
Quote #32791
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #14510
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
Quote #12984
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets...
Quote #11220
A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.