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I married beneath me. All women do.
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Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well...
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If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great...
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To govern is always to choose among disadvantages.
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He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #3255
Racism, pollution and the rest of it are themselves very close to extinction.