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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll...
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In America any boy may become President and I suppose it’s just one of...
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I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to...
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If a million people see my movie, I hope they see a million different...
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No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
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Before all else, we seek, upon our common labor as a nation, the blessings...
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This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love the...
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Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause He...
Quote #21555
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.