Quote #328
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
Quote #23021
Anything more than the truth would be too much.
Quote #267
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
Quote #14311
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #30156
The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you’re born, and...
Quote #13710
Manufacturing and commercial monopolies owe their origin not to a tendency imminent in a...
Quote #10413
If you think education is expensive, Try Ignorance!!!
Quote #16869
Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders...
Quote #19126
A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...