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He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.
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Art may make a suit of clothes: but nature must produce a man.
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If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you...
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Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous you get knocked down...
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It is not so much consequence what you say, as how you say it....
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Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot...
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He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is...
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Even the best of friends need time apart.