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The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
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Life offers two great gifts–time, and the ability to choose how we spend it....
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Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands And the rest...
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I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I...
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We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are...
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Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull...
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Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
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Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it...
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A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...