Quote #8662
Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in...
Quote #963
Personally I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world championship....
Quote #12574
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
Quote #26521
Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain the former vexes you for a...
Quote #7029
Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
Quote #16142
No one is safe from slander. The best way is to pay no attention...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #24467
An honest man’s word is as good as his bond.
Quote #29644
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #5692
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make...