Quote #20004
We live in oppressive times. We have, as a nation, become our own thought...
Quote #1800
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #6365
Since you are like no other being ever created since the beginning of time,...
Quote #1740
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #34403
No man is wise enough by himself.
Quote #12837
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into...
Quote #6495
Sanity is a madness put to good use.