Martin Gardner Quote #33978 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28255 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
(Anon.) Quote #19222 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Danny McGoorty Quote #29890 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
Irish Proverb Quote #11165 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
Steve Gray Quote #27987 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Opportunity knocks at the strangest times, It’s not the time that matters But how...
Homer, The Iliad Quote #4137 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom...
La Rochefoucauld Quote #17130 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is the habit of mediocre minds to condemn all that is beyond their...
Charles Baudelaire Quote #11142 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by...
Margaret Cho Quote #33739 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind...