Quote #46
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #3221
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the...
Quote #7482
Take hope from the heart of man, and you make him a beast of...
Quote #27127
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #27157
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
Quote #29195
An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he’s in. He treats...
Quote #16055
It is characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.
Quote #24719
Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have...