Quote #1813
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
Quote #18054
The giving of love is an education in itself.
Quote #30925
Deliberate often–decide once.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #33699
I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
Quote #22160
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the...
Quote #28133
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...
Quote #36
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Quote #21807
If there is any one proof of a man’s incompetence, it is the stagnant...
Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.