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Know that the pain will pass, and, when it passes, you will be stronger,...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Compromise is but the sacrifice of one right or good in the hope of...
Quote #4909
What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can.
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A room without books is like a body without a soul.
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The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
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Weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human...
Quote #11171
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...