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Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #3006
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful...
Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #27828
Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it...
Quote #28233
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
Quote #17923
The man is a success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much...
Quote #31746
One should never direct people towards happiness, because happiness too is an idol of...
Quote #29703
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
Quote #31016
I’ve lived to bury my desires, And see my dreams corrode with rust Now...