Quote #27793
We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
Quote #32222
Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
Quote #20912
Hamlet Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel Polonius...
Quote #26926
And Charlie, don’t forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything...
Quote #14525
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #26930
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
Quote #26922
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
Quote #17309
No man loves life like him that’s growing old.
Quote #1801
Dinner theater is anti-culture.
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.