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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
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To him who is determined it remains only to act.
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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
Quote #2386
The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the...
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Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
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Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer...
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Making music should not be left to the professionals.
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A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with...
Quote #33956
Talents are best nurtured in solitude character is best formed in the stormy billows...