Quote #11219
A man is as old as he feels himself to be.
Quote #1048
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #1856
Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #33400
If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re going to run out...
Quote #28630
Every mile is two in winter.
Quote #2123
The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want...
Quote #1727
Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.