Quote #1827
My heart is pure as the driven slush.
Quote #16137
But he who never sins can little boast Compared to him who goes and...
Quote #15380
Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the...
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #14022
Man is a gregarious creature, more so in mind than in body. He may...
Quote #34209
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #34267
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Quote #15373
Foolish men imagine that because judgment for an evil thing is delayed, there is...
Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...