Quote #20540
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Quote #19442
The hand that rocks the cradleIs the hand that rules the world.
Quote #4420
Have I inadvertently said some evil thing?
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #5090
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
Quote #7217
Things that we hear pass quicker from our minds than what we read.
Quote #17954
Whatsoever that be within us that feels, thinks, desires, and animates, is something celestial,...
Quote #10193
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.
Quote #5047
At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and...
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...