Quote #29370
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #1042
England and America are two countries seperated by the same language.
Quote #10744
I never saw a pessimistic general win a battle.
Quote #12403
God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
Quote #29452
The mayor gave no other answer than that deep guttural grunt which is technically...
Quote #25296
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Quote #20908
Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape...
Quote #16937
A good intention clothes itself with power.
Quote #16712
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...