Quote #8060
Death is the only grammatically correct full stop?
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #6159
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool;...
Quote #8030
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Quote #1280
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #33594
The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
Quote #12917
If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.
Quote #25497
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
Quote #18057
Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be...
Quote #33761
The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.