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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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A string of excited, fugitive, miscellaneous pleasures is not happiness happiness resides in imaginative...
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I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
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Unconditional war can no longer lead to unconditional victory. It can no longer serve...
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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
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Put your shoulder to the wheel.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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Whenever you take a step forward you are bound to disturb something. You disturb...
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious...
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Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.