Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #814
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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There are two kinds of adventurers those who go truly hoping to find adventure...
Quote #9728
Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.
Quote #4798
At any rate, I am convinced that He does not play dice.
Quote #13457
It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond...
Quote #24434
Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman’s truncheon over the...
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #308
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...
Quote #28378
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...