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If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for...
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Man perfected by society is the best of all animals; he is the most...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery He has...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life....
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We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity – gunpowder...
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The brain that bubbles with phrases has hard work to collect its thoughts.
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When you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Quote #19331
We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and...