Quote #30128
Character is what you are in the dark.
Quote #12098
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #21894
I have designed my style pantomimes as white ink drawings on black backgrounds, so...
Quote #3942
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
Quote #13751
One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
Quote #16408
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take...
Quote #26968
Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon...
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #34512
You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.