Quote #13444
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Quote #3720
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the...
Quote #12471
You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can see the...
Quote #11226
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #17840
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of...
Quote #23
It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a...
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #5125
I walk ahead of myself in perpetual expectancy of miracles.
Quote #29974
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...