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If you don’t appreciate it, you don’t deserve it.
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Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
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It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really...
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After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
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Comtemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen and then ask yourself, What should be...
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Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits...
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If you don’t know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere...