Quote #24468
God bears with the wicked, but not forever.
Quote #3453
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good...
Quote #3069
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought...
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #5546
We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us...
Quote #28354
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Quote #31565
The test of a successful person is not an ability to eliminate all problems...
Quote #17571
Life’s battles don’t always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or...
Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.