Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #13413
Oh! dear; I was so miserable! I am sure I must have been as...
Quote #21031
I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and...
Quote #3189
Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.
Quote #32678
I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of...
Quote #26617
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Quote #15490
Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities...
Quote #21368
We participate in a tragedy at a comedy we only look.
Quote #31863
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.