Quote #16818
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #29555
It is easier to judge a person’s mental capacity by his questions than by...
Quote #33011
I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
Quote #15621
The best way to end a war is not to begin it.
Quote #32389
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #15628
This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfection.
Quote #21762
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch,...
Quote #16470
Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp...
Quote #16131
The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may...