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Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new...
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While we are postponing, life speeds by.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s...
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
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To be silent the whole day long, see no newspaper, hear no radio, listen...
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with...