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Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
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The tree of Liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the...
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Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.
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It takes two to speak the truth–one to speak and the other to hear.
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An idea, to be suggestive, must come to the individual with the force of...