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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children now I...
Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #17413
We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
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Men can know more than their ancestors did if they start with a knowledge...
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Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Quote #4216
Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
Quote #11196
A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.
Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
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Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have...
Quote #33443
An honor is not diminished for being shared.