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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
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If you look long enough into the void the void begins to look back...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word ‘crisis.’ One brush stroke...
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To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...
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Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted the...
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Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism what...
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Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the...
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Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much.
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.