Quote #582
Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.
Quote #25038
I married beneath me. All women do.
Quote #22439
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker.
Quote #27264
Common sense often makes good law.
Quote #28320
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #32701
I write music with an exclamation point
Quote #743
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is...
Quote #18630
It’s deja vu all over again
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #814
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.