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Oh you who are born of the blood of the gods, Trojan son of...
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
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Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
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I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I’d bet the main house. I...
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The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as...
Quote #28099
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave...