Quote #1593
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #25224
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have...
Quote #392
Things are always darkest just before they go pitch black.
Quote #16756
The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone the civilized man to...
Quote #28322
If doctors ever tell you that you’ve ‘flipped out,’ don’t believe them, and just...
Quote #17100
How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us, and...
Quote #13136
It is a sin to persue pleasure as a good and to avoid pain...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #28962
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
Quote #11431
Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments.