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The gods help them that help themselves.
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If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are rotten, either write...
Quote #8866
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
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None has more frequent conversations with a disagreeable self than the man of pleasure;...
Quote #29741
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
Quote #32615
The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our...
Quote #17039
What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose...
Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #7173
Reprimand not a child immediately on the offence. Wait till the irritation has been...