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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of...
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History is a pact between the dead, the living, and the yet unborn.
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Luck happens when oppurtunity encounters the prepared mind.
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Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...
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The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
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Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for...
Quote #24820
More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things...