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His intelligence seized on a subject, his genius embraced it, his eloquence illuminated it.
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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they...
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There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long...
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When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you...
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Needless to say since Christ’s expiation not one single Christian has been known to...
Quote #3733
There is nothing more practical than a good theory.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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Grace Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids,...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #25701
Permissiveness is the principle of treating children as if they were adults and the...