Quote #22401
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #2699
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #25559
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.
Quote #11730
How good bad music and bad reasons sound when one marches against an enemy!
Quote #14614
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce...
Quote #19160
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what’s a workstation…
Quote #26739
If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.
Quote #34668
If you would not step into the harlot’s house, do not go by the...
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.