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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
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Cowards do not count in battle they are there, but not in it.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
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Someday is not a day of the week.
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Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable...
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Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
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Quote #7290
Let not a man guard his dignity, but let his dignity guard him.