Quote #30867
If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #32987
Always love your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #8724
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #31707
Common sense and education are highly compatible in fact, neither is worth much without...
Quote #33461
Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that’s where you...
Quote #28535
Jingshen is the Mandarin word for spirit and vivacity. It is an important word...
Quote #5767
Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called,...
Quote #33818
She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasnt boring.