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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
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True godliness does not turn men out of the world, but enables them to...
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Watch for good times to retreat into yourself. Frequently meditate on how good God...
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.